Hi. I’m Jeff. I’m Kelli’s brother. I’m married, have three kids and live in Rhinelander, Wisconsin, the proverbial frozen tundra.
I have to follow rules while I guest blog. That’s right, my sister does not trust me. I can’t blame her for that. I have been known as “a dork” in the past. I am not allowed to tell you what my rules are. Every dork part of me wants to and also wants to violate them.
Which raises a point: if you don’t want someone to do something should you tell them not to? My daughter was spreading a blanket out on the floor today and said to her brother “Jacob, don’t step on this.”
The next sentence out of his mouth was “step” as he stepped on her blanket. Ah yes, the dork gene has passed on. Sort of warms the heart.
However, some day his sister is going to ask him to guest blog and she is going to give him rules to follow.
But, in all seriousness, I understand my sister’s concerns. She’s always been weird with me. I mean, she had to compete her whole life with cuteness like this.
That’s not easy. My hat’s off to her.
So, anyway, for as long as my sister can allow me to guest blog, I’m here for ya. I hope to share some with you about my sister without breaking or mentioning any rules that contained the phrase “too embarrassing.” So subjective. I will also give you my own spin on some MIP “regular” features.
If you will, pardon my dorkness, and help me not run my sister’s blog into the ground. The pressure is almost unbearable. Oh, there’s that dork gene again.